Simon Evans Jokes

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Simon Evans

Name
Simon Evans

Profession
Stand-up comedian

Nationality
English

Links
www.simonevanscomedianetc.com
@TheSimonEvans

I bought myself a diver’s watch a couple of years ago… It’s got a shark-resistant strap… I have to say if all he wants is your watch it’s best to let him have it.misc