Short Funny Poems

Short funny poems to make you all laugh,
I find them and put them here on your behalf…

Roses are red…

Roses are red,

And so is that tree.

These rose-tinted specs

Aren’t quite working for me.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

You’re not ignoring me,

I’m ignoring you.

Roses are red,

Some are pink.

Take a shower,

You really stink.

What rhymes with purple?

Raspberry bubblegum

Means that your burp’ll

Be fragrant, plus also

Your tongue will be purple.