Sean Lock Jokes

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Sean Lock

Name
Sean Lock

Profession
Stand-up comedian

Nationality
English

Links
www.offthekerb.co.uk/sean-lock/
@TheSeanLock

In the last few months I’ve become religious – I’ve started to believe in God and creationism and intelligent design, and the reason… is because of Professor Richard Dawkins. Because when I look at something as complex and intricate and beautiful as Professor Richard Dawkins… I don’t think that could just have evolved by chance…celebrityreligion

 

Apparently you’re not supposed to shout at your kids. How’s that supposed to work? *Whispers* there’s a car coming.familyobservational

 

I like the pope. You know that white thing on his head? If you push that down and twist it – he’s full of sweets.religionsurreal

 

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