The best Robin Williams jokes, quotes and one-liners taken from his long career as a stand-up comedian and film actor.
Stand-up comedian and actor
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing – someone’s losing a trailer…marriage
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.misc
Who invented the pommel horse? Was it a cowboy with ADD?sport
When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58, my doctor’s going, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” And I realise my doctor is my dealer now… and a lot harder to get hold of.medical
Divorce. From the Latin word meaning “to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”marriage
Why do they call it rush hour, when nothing moves?misc