Nerdy Jokes and science jokes for nerds. Do you work in IT, or understand science stuff? If so, these jokes are for you. You saddo…
Red sky at night, light of shorter wavelengths being disipated through water vapour and atmospheric dust.
Red sky in the morning, same.
Not as catchy as the original but a lot more accurate.clichesnerdy
The last show I did had a 10 minute routine about homeopathy. I don’t have any homeopathy jokes in this year’s show because if I dilute my homeopathic material it will become much more powerful.
And if you got that, you’re a nerd.medicalnerdy
Explaining osmosis to my son is harder than moving solvent molecules through a partially permeable membrane.nerdy
Life of Pi. 22 Nominations. 7 wins. Quite a good ratio.nerdy
When Newton defined inertia he really was the man of the moment.nerdy
Now it’s the scientists’ turn to hide and the Higgs boson has to find them.nerdy
When I was young I baked an apple tart. I took it to Leeds, Liverpool and Reading. All because my teacher said make sure you take pie to 3 dismal places.nerdy