My Wife’s Gone To…

You all know the classic joke:

“My wife’s gone to the Caribbean.”
“Jamaica?”
“No she went of her own accord.”And naturally there are now hundreds of variations on this for other parts of the world. Here are a few…

“My wife’s gone to North West Italy.”
“Genoa?”
“Why yes, I’ve been married to her for 15 years.”my wife’s gone to

@edgarwright

“My wife’s gone to the Hebrides.”
“Kilda?”
“Eventually, but she wasn’t well to begin with.”my wife’s gone to

@DerryGriffin

“My wife’s gone to Indonesia.”
“Jakarta?”
“No she went on a plane.”my wife’s gone to

@simonpegg

“My wife’s gone to Jordan.”
“Amman?”
“No, she’s just got big hands, but you’re not the first to ask.”my wife’s gone to

@Pundamentalism

“My wife’s gone to St. Petersburg.”
“Is she Russian?”
“No, she’s taking her time.”my wife’s gone to

@twowitwowoo

“My wife’s gone to Oslo.”
“Norway?”
“Yes way!”my wife’s gone to

@mrrawlesy

“My wife’s gone on holiday. I didn’t make her. She went of her own accord.”
“Nevertheless, sir, we do have a warrant to search the house.”my wife’s gone to

Chris Addison

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