Kevin Bridges Jokes

The best Kevin Bridges jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.

Name
Kevin Bridges

Profession
Stand-up comedian

Nationality
Scottish

Links
www.kevinbridges.co.uk
@kevinbridges86

I seen a sign that said, “Have you seen this man?” So I phoned up and I said, “No.”misc

 

Girls who are skinny think they’re a bit chubby.
Girls who are chubby think they’re fat.
Fat girls think they’re obese.
And obese girls think they’re supermodels.observationalwomen

 

I looked out of my hotel window and all I could see was a mosque and a ten-pin bowling alley. Is there anywhere I can go in this town where I don’t have to take my shoes off?observational

 

First day back at school after summer was when you found out what class you were in. I don’t mean educationally, I mean socially. The rich kids would come strolling in with a sun tan and a new school bag. The poor kids would come in with a black eye and a new second name.observational

 

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