Christmas Jokes

The best Christmas jokes from some very silly people…

How tight is this? One year my parents got me Hide and Seek for

Rhod Gilbert

I was working in a department store and this couple came in. They said, “We want to buy some Christmas presents. When are your opening hours?” I said, “I’m not opening yours, I’m opening mine!”christmas

Tim Vine

People always say “Give blood.” “Give blood.” But it really freaked the kids out at

Milton Jones

Somebody bought me a Snuggie as a joke gift. Ha – the joke’s on you – I enjoy it!christmas

Daniel Tosh

Advent calendars – their days are numbered!christmaspuns

Tim Vine

“The European Space Agency land a probe on Comet”
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph must be worried.christmastopical

Tony Cowards

A Christ is not for dogma.christmasword play

Chris Turner

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls

George Carlin

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