Jack Dee Jokes

The best Jack Dee jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.

Jack Dee

Jack Dee

Stand-up comedian, actor and writer



Cats are just dogs who’ve been to drama school.animals


My wife and I have been together for 10 years and married for 8 of those. The first 8.marriagewife


I believe that women never will be equal to men, that’s what I believe. But I think men are catching up in all kinds of ways…menwomen


No one knows how to use a jet wash, you see the fear in their eyes. They’ve all been thinking about it all week; turning up in their frogman outfits…observational


Who buys from adverts in phone boxes? Who in their right mind would want to ring one of those numbers and buy a 19 year old TV?puns


If at first you don’t succeed you are clearly not cut out for it. Give up and move on.cliches


Jack Dee Autobiography

Thanks For Nothing

Jack Dee DVDs

So What? Live

Live Stand-Up Collection 2012

Lead Balloon Series 1-4 Box Set

Jack Dee CDs

So What?

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