Jack Dee Jokes

The best Jack Dee jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.

Jack Dee

Name
Jack Dee

Profession
Stand-up comedian, actor and writer

Nationality
English

Links
www.jackdee.com
@TheRealJackDee

Cats are just dogs who’ve been to drama school.animals

 

My wife and I have been together for 10 years and married for 8 of those. The first 8.marriagewife

 

I believe that women never will be equal to men, that’s what I believe. But I think men are catching up in all kinds of ways…menwomen

 

No one knows how to use a jet wash, you see the fear in their eyes. They’ve all been thinking about it all week; turning up in their frogman outfits…observational

 

Who buys from adverts in phone boxes? Who in their right mind would want to ring one of those numbers and buy a 19 year old TV?puns

 

If at first you don’t succeed you are clearly not cut out for it. Give up and move on.cliches

 

Jack Dee Autobiography

Thanks For Nothing

Jack Dee DVDs

So What? Live

Live Stand-Up Collection 2012

Lead Balloon Series 1-4 Box Set

Jack Dee CDs

So What?

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