The best Jack Dee jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.
Cats are just dogs who’ve been to drama school.animals
No one knows how to use a jet wash, you see the fear in their eyes. They’ve all been thinking about it all week; turning up in their frogman outfits…observational
Who buys from adverts in phone boxes? Who in their right mind would want to ring one of those numbers and buy a 19 year old TV?puns
If at first you don’t succeed you are clearly not cut out for it. Give up and move on.cliches
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