Funny Happy Birthday Songs

These funny happy birthday songs are almost as bad as the original, but less boring or predictable. Please don’t sing them!

Happy Birthday to you,

Squashed tomatoes and stew,

Bread and butter in the gutter,

Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday to you,

You live in a zoo,

You look like a monkey,

And you smell like one too.

Happy Birthday to you,

From Winnie The Pooh,

And Eeyore and Piglet,

And Kanga and Roo.

Happy Birthday to you,

I haven’t a clue,

Why you look like you’re fifty,

When you’re just thirty-two.

Happy Birthday to you,

You’re like a gnu,

Your ass is all hairy,

And covered with poo.

Happy Birthday to you,

From Simon and Sue,

You’re older than we are,

And you look like it too.

Happy Birthday to you,

I’m mean, through and through,

So I’ve not bought a present,

And I never will do.

Happy Birthday to you,

While having a chew,

I bit on my tongue,

Now the air’s turning blue.

If you know any more funny happy birthday songs, please contact me. If I like it, I’ll add it to this page.