The best Frankie Boyle jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.
Nothing says love like flowers. Beautiful, expensive, and dead in 3 days.valentines
I have some good news and some bad news. But don’t worry, I’ll give the good news to your widow.medical
If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. If you give him a fishing rod, he’ll break it up for firewood. Or swap it for a fish.cliches