Frankie Boyle Jokes

The best Frankie Boyle jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.

Frankie Boyle

Name
Frankie Boyle

Profession
Stand-up comedian and writer

Nationality
Scottish

Links
www.frankieboyle.com
@frankieboyle

One Direction remind me of hospital superbugs. You know there’re quite a few, but nobody can name more than two.celebritymedical

 

All kinds of records could be set simply by letting Oscar Pistorius fire the starting pistol at the Women’s 100 metres.sporttopical

 

Nothing says love like flowers. Beautiful, expensive, and dead in 3 days.valentines

 

I have some good news and some bad news. But don’t worry, I’ll give the good news to your widow.medical

 

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. If you give him a fishing rod, he’ll break it up for firewood. Or swap it for a fish.cliches

 

Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now. Alcoholic AND racist!celebritycountries

 

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