The best Demetri Martin jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.
I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, “I’m sorry I thought you were someone else.” I said, “I am!”misc
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.medical
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.medical
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