Demetri Martin Jokes

The best Demetri Martin jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.

Name
Demetri Martin

Profession
Standup Comedian

Nationality
American

Links
www.demetrimartin.com
@DemetriMartin

I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, “I’m sorry I thought you were someone else.” I said, “I am!”misc

 

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.medical

 

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.medical

 

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