Dara O’Briain Jokes

The best Dara O’Briain jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.

Dara O'Briain

Dara O’Briain

Stand-up comedian and TV presenter



My iPod sits at home sullen and frustrated and underused, like a wife who gave up her career and the kids turned out to be shite.familywife


I’m not a religious man – I don’t even believe in God. But still catholic, obviously.religion


Stop taking it literally. It’s only the bible – it’s not gospel.religion


If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?religion


The last show I did had a 10 minute routine about homeopathy. I don’t have any homeopathy jokes in this year’s show because if I dilute my homeopathic material it will become much more powerful.
And if you got that, you’re a nerd.medicalnerdy


Avatar, what a premise. It picks up where Titanic left off – in as much as half the cast are blue.surreal


Dara O’Briain Books

Tickling the English

Dara O’Briain DVDs

Craic Dealer Live 2012

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