The best Brian Regan jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.
I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised me, I was like “Mom did you read this?”family
I’m trying to do things I have never done. Like I recently went to 3 different ballets. And I loved trying to learn how to like those a little bit.misc
I took a speed reading course and my speed shot up to 43 pages a minute, but my comprehension plummeted.misc
If reading makes you smart then how come when you read a book they have to put the title of the book on the top of every single page? Does anyone get halfway through a book, “What the hell am I reading?”observational