Brian Regan Jokes

The best Brian Regan jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.

Brian Regan

Stand-up comedian



I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised me, I was like “Mom did you read this?”family


I’m trying to do things I have never done. Like I recently went to 3 different ballets. And I loved trying to learn how to like those a little bit.misc


I took a speed reading course and my speed shot up to 43 pages a minute, but my comprehension plummeted.misc


If reading makes you smart then how come when you read a book they have to put the title of the book on the top of every single page? Does anyone get halfway through a book, “What the hell am I reading?”observational


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