Bob Hope Jokes

The best Bob Hope jokes, quotes and one-liners taken from his long career on stage and in film.

Bob Hope

Bob Hope

Comedian and actor



I grew up with 6 brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the


You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.old people


Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.women


Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.old people


I don’t know why I should have to learn algebra? I’m never likely to go there.surreal


Bob Hope DVDs

Bob Hope 100th Anniversary

The Paleface

Road to Morocco

The Lemon Drop Kid

Road To… Complete Collection (Box Set)

Bob Hope CDs

Thanks For The Memories: Original Recordings 1938 – 1955

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