Bill Cosby Jokes

The best Bill Cosby jokes, quotes and one-liners taken from his long career on stage and TV.

Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby

Comedian and actor



Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell, the name will


My mother kisses all my children. My kids think she’s the most wonderful person on the face of this earth, and I keep telling my children, “That’s not the same woman I grew up with! You are looking at an old person who’s trying to get into heaven now.”family


Fathers are more fun than mothers because fathers are the only people in the house that are allowed to have


I said to a guy, “What is it about cocaine that is so wonderful?” He said, “Well, it intensifies your personality.” And I said, “Yes, but what if you’re an asshole?”misc


Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair, and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.medical


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