The best Adam Hess jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.
Surely every marriage is arranged?marriage
The only difference between a biographer and a stalker is publishing rights.observational
If your drunk, passed-out friend has a glass of water next to their bed, swap the water with vodka so they wake up more drunk and confused.practical
Never get your photograph taken at a fancy dress party in case you get amnesia and it’s the first piece of the puzzle you find.tips