Adam Hess Jokes

The best Adam Hess jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.

Adam Hess

Adam Hess

Stand-up comedian



I was reading Chat magazine the other day. Have you heard of Chat magazine? It’s a French magazine about cats.countriesword play


Doctor Doctor! Do you think your surname influenced your choice of career?jobsmedicalword play


Surely every marriage is arranged?marriage


I went to the doctor for this weird skin thing I’ve got, but apparently everyone’s got that.medicalsurreal


The only difference between a biographer and a stalker is publishing rights.observational


If your drunk, passed-out friend has a glass of water next to their bed, swap the water with vodka so they wake up more drunk and confused.practical


Never get your photograph taken at a fancy dress party in case you get amnesia and it’s the first piece of the puzzle you


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