Adam Hess Jokes

The best Adam Hess jokes, quotes, tweets and one-liners.

Adam Hess

Name
Adam Hess

Profession
Stand-up comedian

Nationality
English

Links
@adamhess1

I was reading Chat magazine the other day. Have you heard of Chat magazine? It’s a French magazine about cats.countriesword play

 

Doctor Doctor! Do you think your surname influenced your choice of career?jobsmedicalword play

 

Surely every marriage is arranged?marriage

 

I went to the doctor for this weird skin thing I’ve got, but apparently everyone’s got that.medicalsurreal

 

The only difference between a biographer and a stalker is publishing rights.observational

 

If your drunk, passed-out friend has a glass of water next to their bed, swap the water with vodka so they wake up more drunk and confused.practical

 

Never get your photograph taken at a fancy dress party in case you get amnesia and it’s the first piece of the puzzle you find.tips

 

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